Star, pillows don't attack dogs, " Sam said." Or anything else, " Turtle added.

Jennifer Priester
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If you try to sleep on your head, you might be attacked by your pillow. If you try to sleep on your stomach, you might be attacked by your dog. If you try to sleep on your back, you might be attacked by an asteroid. If you try to sleep on your side, you might be attacked by a snake.

And if you try to sleep on your stomach again, the pillows will attack you again. Sleep is a funny thing.

Source: Mortal Realm Witch: Realms Unite?

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